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Ay
East side
Ay
I’m a gangster

I like robbing banks in the enemy hood
Hoodies on we know what’s good
Strap in our sweatpants like we take Viagra
Blood flowing from our enemies like Niagara
Pull up to their territory with the brothers in the backseat
About to cause some trouble
(2 bar instrumental)

Shamone shamone we moonwalk to the park
Bringing our lunches and a big blue tarp
Marking our territory fat and clean
We eat like civilized people skinny and lean
lunches with our vegan chicken sandwich
Salads and wheat crackers with low fat cheese
After we are full of nutrients we are strong
We go to the enemy hood to show them the errors of their ways and what they do wrong

Drifting into the hood with our big guns
We work out with our sons
Strong and fit we’ll take them in a fight
About philosophy and poor life decisions.
We always winning
Because we are well studied and properly educated
Don’t skip school kids

Write What You Know Pt II

Riding my bike down the street
Pull up with the heat
Not a gat but that hot lunch
Carrying that 9
Oz capri sun
Me and the squad balling
on a sunday
we worshipping the playground
ring around the rosary

(normal speech :hey climb that pole man)
Ay I while we hang
I spot the finest thing
Skinny and tall with the wang
Dangling chains that sang
Songs to me
Normal pitched up speech: climb me man im so cool

I climb like tarzan
Monkey and skinny
No muscle but I make up with the brain (bran)
2 feet up and I feel like the DJ
Khaled
(cut)
im suffering from success
Dizzy like the vertigo up my mind
Too vertical and i start to mind
Dang these hands of mine
Dont feel so good
Let go and 2 feet was 6
Dont need no tricks
To show the fall really really hurt
Ow (loud)
(echoes)
Dont feel so good
My head is spinning
Like top but im not winning
Losing consciousness and moral is
(Cut off)

scary

Topic: breaking a guitar string

Ah im playing guitar
Its so cool
Im shredding out songs
And singing the blues
Guitar is bae
Guitar is life
Guitar fills something I’ll never have
A thin babygirl and grabbing wood on a Sunday
Don’t read between the lines
Nothing was implied
Me and my guitar playing live

When all of a sudden disaster struck
My guitar’s G string snapped and broke off
Man this sucks what will I do
I’ll go down to guitar center and get one brand new
I pop into the store and I grab some .10s
Checkout for me and I rush back home
Open the package and fix her up
I will put on the string after I get home

Hey after I take off the filthy old string
I get ready to put on the new string
I tighten it while i put on the string
Oh man its going to be such a good string
When all of a sudden it gets worse
Like the gas station bathroom after taco bell
The string breaks again and i begin to curse
I won’t say what I said on this song
Because i would get in trouble and my parents will beat my skin

I buy 5 more strings this time but they’re all the wrong type
What are the chances of that
(dramatically long 1 minute pause)
Oh man this is not a good day
But then i wake up and realize it was a dream
But i wake up surrounded by my worse nightmare
More guitars with strings broken at the seam

comedic rap 1

Today i want to talk about the oppressed groups
Gamers are not oppressed because they are cool
But they smell and don’t go outside
All they do is drool
But anime fans are oppressed and its not cool
Anime is cool

I like anime
I like anime
I like anime
And if you dont like anime
Then you should stay away
I like anime
I like anime
I like anime
I feel so good when i watch anime
I forget about my parent’s divorce

Cartoons are not cool
They are for kids
But when I skip school to go to anime club
I feel really really cool
My anime is cool, and I clarify it is not a cartoon
You need to appreciate the art and culture, man
Because if you don’t
I will use the rasengan

I like anime
I like anime
I like anime
And if you dont like anime
Then you should stay away
I like anime
I like anime
I like anime
I feel so good when i watch anime
I want to be Goku

chorus

Seagu(lll)s but I’m an ant

Making my way through the day was an easy task. I work with my bro’s The Boys and To Men to pick up some food for the colony. “Hey did you see that ant earlier today? The pheromones on that ant made me twitch like no other ant could. Dangg, I swear to The Boys she was the finest ant in the colony. Top 100 for sure bro,” To Men tells me as we chat on our way to the grass fields. As a harvester ant my job is to provide the colony with grass, to grow the farm underground. The intricate tunnels were built by my ancestors through generations and have survived rainfall, raids from neighbors, and worst of all, feet. We carry our blades downstairs and drop them off where the farmers will spit on them and cultivate our delicacy, fungi. Afterwards I make my way up to the surface where I make small talk with the ladies, only to find a menacing shadow above us. A scourge of the coastal skies, a seagull. I sound the alarms and we all rush to the surface to defend our home. He’s circling above us, mocking us as if we were some insects beneath his almighty wings. Menacingly, he lands several feet away, feeding on some worms. It’s probably a distraction for us to lower our guard. We stay strong as he feasts and eventually finishes. He looks above our heads at the boardwalk, and makes his way over. We all see the path he’s taking, and brace for impact. His crooked thin feet slam upon our brethren, killing tens of ants instantly. Another step lays on the mound, collapsing the home we made into dirt piles. Devastated, we all realized our home was gone in an instant, and count our losses. One thousand? Two thousand? The losses keep racking as we attack the home invader, only to be brushed off like, well ants. After he leaves, we finally realize the extent of our situation. We are the bottom of the food chain, a pawn in life’s game. Salvation from the torture known as life comes as death. Our lives mean nothing to the other living creatures, as they don’t even recognize our existence. Those who do only see us as pawns or food, treating us like insects. But we are so much more, we have individual lives and dreams, only to go unrecognized by Mother Earth, to create us as food and mere scum of the earth. Existence is only to join a hive mind and conform to society, with no individuality or reason to live other than to serve the family. I become the only aware ant of our fates in the family, and they all turn their backs on me, shunning me and casting me out. I try to teach my knowledge to the unaware public, only to be shamed and called a madman. Walking along the endless wooden boardwalk which ants die by trespassing, I fear no death, knowing that my life means nothing. All seemed bleak, but little did I know the abyss I was sinking too could go further down to hell. I see a familiar winged shadow, and feel the cold wretched talons of the same seagull slam onto me. The gull just happened to land on the place I was carelessly walking, and it costed me my life. Begging to the avian predator, I beg for mercy from him, a god, anyone who could hear my futile pleas for mercy. But to them, I made no sounds. Struggling to stay conscious, I wriggle free from beneath the gull, and assess the bodily harm caused to me. My lower torso has been grotesquely detached from by upper body, along with most of my appendages and blood. Bleeding out, I think of my family, and if they would shed a tear of my loss, or have my memory fade from their like minded souls, with no recognition of my death. My final thoughts are not of them, but of the cruel fate we are given to by life.

Where I’m From Poem

I am from IKEA Malm,
from Ticonderoga pencil #2 and IRONMAN Gravity 4000 .
I am from the small.
Cozy, small, it smells like chicken.
I am from the aloe vera
the pear tree
whose long-gone limbs I remember
as if they were my own.

I’m from anger issues and short,
from Hobbes and Pumpkin.
I’m from the wall punchers and the sleep inners,
and from yellers.

I’m from slow down and go to sleep.
and be patient
I’m from Chè Chuối
I’m from Washington D.C. and Vietnam
Phở Gà and Com Thịt Kho
From the time my dad went to Sonic and blew up a toilet at Macy’s 10 minutes after they opened
A crystal monkey on a gold platform and a copy of “October Sky”
sitting atop a bookshelf

Mood

The radio from the alarm clock wakes me up, and I turn it off after the daily radio wakes me after a few minutes. Feeling rested, I get out of my gray sheets, the morning goes as per usual, making a cup of coffee, brushing my teeth, and getting dressed. I look at my gun metal watch on my wrist, and everything is on time. I walk out of my studio apartment to the metro, and board the line to work. After some time on the subway, I transfer lines and arrive at the office. From there, work flows by and time passes by like any other day. Papers, forms, and conference calls all transition into each other, and the office acts like a machine, with every member acting as a piston in a well oiled engine. After I clock my hours in, my lunch break starts, and I have 30 minutes to wind down and eat. The food court has a new restaurant, but uninterested, I go over to my usual joint and grab the normal meal I get everyday. People always ask why I am quiet and never hang out after work, but my reasoning is to live a quiet life with no frustration and worries. More hours fly by and after work, I get off my job and return to my quiet apartment in the top floor, where no upstairs neighbors can annoy me during the night. I stop by a small local restaurant, and grab some cheap dinner for the night. Arriving in my small quiet home, I start to wind down for the day, and after my evening routine and 30 minutes of stretching, I sleep a full 9 hours and wake up rested the next day, ready to go through the routine day after day.

Neutral Melancholy Joviality

Seagu(ll)s but I am an ant

Making my way through the day was an easy task. I work with my bro’s Chad and Smalls to pick up some food for the colony. As a harvester ant my job is to provide the colony with grass, to grow the farm underground. The intricate tunnels were built by my ancestors through generations and have survived rainfall, raids from neighbors, and worst of all, feet. We carry our blades downstairs and drop them off where the farmers will spit on them and cultivate our delicacy, fungi. Afterwards I make my way up to the surface where I make small talk with the ladies, only to find a menacing shadow above us. A scourge of the coastal skies, a seagull. I sound the alarms and we all rush to the surface to defend our home. He’s circling above us, mocking us as if we were some insects beneath his almighty wings. Menacingly, he lands several feet away, feeding on some worms. It’s probably a distraction for us to lower our guard. We stay strong as he feasts and eventually finishes. He looks above our heads at the boardwalk, and makes his way over. We all see the path he’s taking, and brace for impact. His crooked thin feet slam upon our brethren, killing tens of ants instantly. Another step lays on the mound, collapsing the home we made into dirt piles. Devastated, we all realized our home was gone in an instant, and count our losses. One thousand? Two thousand? The losses keep racking as we attack the home invader, only to be brushed off like, well ants. After he leaves, we finally realize the extent of our situation. We are the bottom of the food chain, a pawn in life’s game.

Fantasy Home

Pick any race/superhero in any work of fiction, except humans. You have just become that race/superhero- describe your ideal home as a member of whichever you pick. Include an example of all seven types of imagery in your post. You can tell a quick story about you as an elf, werewolf, or superhero etc. if that is an easier start, just make sure you include all 7 types. 

I wake up to the clean smell of crisp Empire air and feel refreshed from having a good night cycle’s rest. I get out of my bed, and get ready for another day working for the Empire. Our government takes such good care of us stormtroopers, and we show our gratitude with our hard work and efforts, because after all, the empire is a family. My home is a clean Empire white, with a portrait of my role model, Vader. The guy is intimidating, but he sure is a great leader, with his power and talent. I start making my Empire coffee and toast some bagels diligently. I only have 20 minutes to get ready for work, and I don’t want to miss any time squashing the Rebellion. My walls are filled with wonderful propaganda of the Empire, with quotes from all of our brave leaders, and metallic, matte walls in a clean white give it a nice contemporary feel. Reading some of the posters brings me hope and determination, knowing that I’m serving a greater good. My radio is in the background playing inspirational speeches from one of my fellow stormtroopers, who opted out of military service due to his bad immune system, and instead serves as a radio personality. Today’s speech was about the recent Rebellion attacks on Coruscant. Those damned rebels keep trying to uproot our peaceful empire, with their violent uprisings and anti Empire propaganda. Oh, my bagels and coffee are done! These bagels they make are so good, with their fresh, light taste, they go great with some cream cheese. Their smooth, crisp outsides provide a great crunch, and are firm and strong to the touch, just like the Empire. Changing into my white, pristine Stormtrooper gear, I fill up with pride, and march off to another day serving my Empire.