Topic: breaking a guitar string
Ah im playing guitar
Its so cool
Im shredding out songs
And singing the blues
Guitar is bae
Guitar is life
Guitar fills something I’ll never have
A thin babygirl and grabbing wood on a Sunday
Don’t read between the lines
Nothing was implied
Me and my guitar playing live
When all of a sudden disaster struck
My guitar’s G string snapped and broke off
Man this sucks what will I do
I’ll go down to guitar center and get one brand new
I pop into the store and I grab some .10s
Checkout for me and I rush back home
Open the package and fix her up
I will put on the string after I get home
Hey after I take off the filthy old string
I get ready to put on the new string
I tighten it while i put on the string
Oh man its going to be such a good string
When all of a sudden it gets worse
Like the gas station bathroom after taco bell
The string breaks again and i begin to curse
I won’t say what I said on this song
Because i would get in trouble and my parents will beat my skin
I buy 5 more strings this time but they’re all the wrong type
What are the chances of that
(dramatically long 1 minute pause)
Oh man this is not a good day
But then i wake up and realize it was a dream
But i wake up surrounded by my worse nightmare
More guitars with strings broken at the seam