Obsession

Javier loved hair. His obsession with man fur led him to spend hours upon hours perfecting and experimenting with his hair to achieve perfection. Javier tried many different styles of hair, combover, pompadour, slickback, fade, bowl cut, two block, buzz cut, crew cut, undercuts, the list goes on. He tried hundreds of products, with a wall of things he put in his hair. Prestylers, poststylers, pomades, gels, clays, pastes, oil based, water based, he racked up hundreds of dollars in debt. But eventually, he found the perfect product, and he realized he had to share his secrets to the world. Feeling enlightened, Javier dropped out of school and worked at a local barbershop, cutting hair and making people look good, while improving his own craftsmanship of hair. He embarked on a 2 year journey cutting, shaving, and styling. Javier became so proficient with his art, his friends started calling Javier the “Javihair”. He became a local celebrity, when newcomers came into town looking for a fresh cut, the people would say “Damn son if you need a barber, Javihair is your man. This man is THE man, and will make your hair game go harder. If you want that hairline clean, the results will be kerosene. Cuts hotter than the burning sun, Javihair will get you coming back like nicotine.” The rhymes were purely coincidental, but Javihair could empower people with his haircuts, giving people the power to rap spontaneously. Soon, people all around revered him as the greatest barber in the world. But Javihair did not want such a life. Javihair eventually retired to escape the constant pressure as the man who cut cleaner than a ruler. The expectations surrounding “Javihair” grew and grew, until one day he broke free of the name. Javihair announced his retirement, and tried to shave his head. However, his hair had already ascended, and he could only detach part of his hair. The half cut mop on his head was a perfect golden yellow, almost as if Javihair went Super Saiyan. But nevertheless he ran from his home to America, where he became a real estate agent. Javihair cast aside his old persona, and adopted a new American and bold name, Donald Trump.